If you force it, you are going to make a mess.ħ9. Love boyfriend is like having to pass gas.
What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.ħ8. What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday night football? The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.ħ7. How do boyfriends exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a girl.ħ6. He replied, “that depends on what your husband will think.”ħ5. A girl asked her boyfriend if he would still love her after marriage. The girl tells her boyfriend to say something to her that will get her heart racing. A couple went on a date at a fancy restaurant. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “ I just used a modem.”ħ3. To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”ħ2. A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms. I hope he gets the message that we’re not working out.ħ1. I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me, and then I didn’t show. I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.ħ0. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?Ħ9. Relationship with an ex-boyfriend is a lot like algebra. Girlfriend: I dreamed I saw you in a jewelry store and you were buying me a diamond ring.īoyfriend: I had the same dream, and I saw your dad paying the bill.Ħ8. Boyfriend: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?Ħ7.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.Ħ6. Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!Ħ5. I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.Ħ4. Why do only 10% of boyfriends make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be called hell.Ħ3. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.Ħ2. So hot! I want to drink with you every day.Ħ1. Girlfriend: “One day I will marry, and a lot of men will be sad that day.”īoyfriend: “Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?”ĥ3. My boyfriend was breaking up with me and started to walk out the door. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and your email address? I’m not sure, but you can get viruses from both if you aren’t careful.ĥ1. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.ĥ0. Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see him. When a penguin finds a mate, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.”Ĥ8. Girl: “Would you like to be the sun in my life?” My boyfriend just broke up with me over video games. My boyfriend is like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but completely imaginary.Ĥ6.
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